I'm really into asian looking animals
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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