Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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