and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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