from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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