Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Randomize
