This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
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