shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
kristin has been a bad kristin
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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