You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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