chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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