Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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