that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
i need some magic done to my vagina
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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