talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
high people should be assigned attendants
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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