Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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