Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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