Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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