I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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