I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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