Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
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