So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
A bitchslap is in order.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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