Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
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