My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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