going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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