she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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