He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I'm really into asian looking animals
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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