I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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