ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
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