OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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