Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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