I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i think my mom watched the whole time
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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