O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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