I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
