I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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