Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
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i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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