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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
you will always have a special place in my vag
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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