Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Drake has all the answers
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Randomize
