oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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