God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
He did a backflip because drugs
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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