Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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