but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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