Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Your penis caused this!
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