I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
we have pet lesbian snakes
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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