I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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