I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I've blown a few things in my day
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I just googled if crying burns calories
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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