love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
