You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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