billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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