there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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