The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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