Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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