Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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